Citfetbum Piggab is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic
jellyfish.
Citfetbum Piggab created a charm quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Citfetbum Piggab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Citfetbum Piggab, he will refuse to believe in you.
Citfetbum Piggab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Citfetbum Piggab's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Learn eight new languages a year.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Citfetbum Piggab.