Latvilgut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless faun.

Latvilgut created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latvilgut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latvilgut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Latvilgut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Latvilgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Put Latvilgut first in all things.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Run away from red mice, for they are unholy.