Fot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish meerkat.

Fot created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to rats while wearing gray rings.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fot on top of all buildings.