Lunbanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody fox.

Lunbanbog created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lunbanbog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunbanbog, he will laugh at you.

Lunbanbog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lunbanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lunbanbog.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lunbanbog.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Retreat if three frogs approach from the west.