Poppaspib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic lobster.

Poppaspib created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppaspib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poppaspib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Poppaspib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Poppaspib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to tapirs while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Poppaspib.