Cebsterzak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental toad.

Cebsterzak created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsterzak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebsterzak, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebsterzak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cebsterzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. You must love Cebsterzak.
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