Bisswikpit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart crane.

Bisswikpit created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisswikpit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bisswikpit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bisswikpit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bisswikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bisswikpit.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
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