Stiptunnull is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, selfish
donkey.
Stiptunnull created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiptunnull, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Stiptunnull, he will turn you into a slug.
Stiptunnull's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Stiptunnull's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never look at dwarf planets.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.