Cadmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless lizard.

Cadmif created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadmif, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadmif, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cadmif's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never write about galaxies.