Yambodquart is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, effective wyvern.

Yambodquart created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yambodquart, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yambodquart, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yambodquart's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yambodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yambodquart on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Yambodquart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Yambodquart first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never mention grasshopers.