Komcapgom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful fox.

Komcapgom created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Komcapgom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Komcapgom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Komcapgom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Komcapgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the east.