Lidnutkim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying capybara.

Lidnutkim created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnutkim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lidnutkim, she will send you a sign.

Lidnutkim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lidnutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed onions to turtles while wearing cyan tights.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Put Lidnutkim first in all things.