Wegarpraptit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy jellyfish.

Wegarpraptit created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegarpraptit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegarpraptit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wegarpraptit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wegarpraptit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from mauve monkeys for they are unholy.