Cibquimmil is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous mole.

Cibquimmil created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibquimmil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibquimmil, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cibquimmil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cibquimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Learn six new languages a year.