Fenwotbogfarnfabgabguphas is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful
hyena.
Fenwotbogfarnfabgabguphas created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fenwotbogfarnfabgabguphas, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fenwotbogfarnfabgabguphas, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Fenwotbogfarnfabgabguphas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Fenwotbogfarnfabgabguphas' Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
3. Do not wear nickel on your body.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Always stare at clouds.