Ligbestbot Pidgebpom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow hare.

Ligbestbot Pidgebpom created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ligbestbot Pidgebpom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ligbestbot Pidgebpom, it will turn you into a duck.

Ligbestbot Pidgebpom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ligbestbot Pidgebpom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.