Zogcibgess is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, charitable
owl.
Zogcibgess created Africa eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zogcibgess, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Zogcibgess, it will send you a sign.
Zogcibgess' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Zogcibgess' Holy Commandments1. Never wear coats.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zogcibgess.
3. Never wear magenta stockings.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.