Largpibdib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable duck.

Largpibdib created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largpibdib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Largpibdib, he will turn you into a snail.

Largpibdib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Largpibdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. You must love Largpibdib.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.