Largpibdib is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable
duck.
Largpibdib created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Largpibdib, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Largpibdib, he will turn you into a snail.
Largpibdib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Largpibdib's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick ants.
2. You must love Largpibdib.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. You must never eat lentils.
5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.