Dagjadarn is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, staggering
tapir.
Dagjadarn created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dagjadarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Dagjadarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Dagjadarn's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Dagjadarn's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Put Dagjadarn first in all things.
4. You must love Dagjadarn.
5. Never talk about quantum gravity near cats while wearing pink trousers.