Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast pig.

Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing shoes.

5. Never mention bats.