Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab
is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, fast
pig
.
Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab
created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab
, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab
, he will be mildly annoyed.
Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab's
most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab's Holy Commandments
1. Always take life seriously.
2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Queeghotnarlgontailjengeblab in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing shoes.
5. Never mention bats.
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