Wabloopgud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Wabloopgud created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabloopgud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabloopgud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wabloopgud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wabloopgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs turquoise.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.