Hugcenrat Ortfigmittargbonkbass is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic wyvern.

Hugcenrat Ortfigmittargbonkbass created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugcenrat Ortfigmittargbonkbass, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugcenrat Ortfigmittargbonkbass, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hugcenrat Ortfigmittargbonkbass' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hugcenrat Ortfigmittargbonkbass' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide from gray tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Always stare at clouds.