Abhigtof is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair slug.

Abhigtof created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhigtof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Abhigtof, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Abhigtof's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Abhigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Run away from fawn frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Abhigtof.

5. Always obey Abhigtof's priests.