Bisscamgetfon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust chinchilla.

Bisscamgetfon created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscamgetfon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bisscamgetfon, it will be very unhappy.

Bisscamgetfon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bisscamgetfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.
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