Nurbafgud is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, quiet
turtle.
Nurbafgud created a top quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurbafgud, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Nurbafgud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nurbafgud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Nurbafgud's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.