Gudrigveg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest shrew.

Gudrigveg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudrigveg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudrigveg, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gudrigveg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gudrigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gudrigveg first in all things.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Gudrigveg on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never write about asteroids.