Dussdotsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest deer.

Dussdotsis created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussdotsis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dussdotsis, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dussdotsis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dussdotsis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dussdotsis on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. You must love Dussdotsis.

5. Dussdotsis must be the most important thing in your life.