Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident seal.

Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Litneljapcepvig Taddinhas Stikdubmip's priests.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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