Sugcanwab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak seal.

Sugcanwab created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugcanwab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugcanwab, he will turn you into a snail.

Sugcanwab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sugcanwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sugcanwab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Sugcanwab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about moons.