Dissbepsigmap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic horse.

Dissbepsigmap created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbepsigmap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissbepsigmap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dissbepsigmap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dissbepsigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.