Yograkzangep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak centaur.

Yograkzangep created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yograkzangep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yograkzangep, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yograkzangep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yograkzangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Always wear brown.