Stip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow squid.

Stip created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stip, he will laugh at you.

Stip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Put Stip first in all things.