Omincemkablablaglargflag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic duck.

Omincemkablablaglargflag created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omincemkablablaglargflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omincemkablablaglargflag, he will destroy your home planet.

Omincemkablablaglargflag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Omincemkablablaglargflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Worship no other gods but Omincemkablablaglargflag.

5. Omincemkablablaglargflag loves porpoises, so they must be respected.