Cabkaryat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak elephant.

Cabkaryat created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkaryat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabkaryat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cabkaryat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cabkaryat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.