Cissnadjigdin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying whale.

Cissnadjigdin created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnadjigdin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cissnadjigdin, she will turn you into a tree.

Cissnadjigdin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cissnadjigdin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cissnadjigdin eight times a day.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Put Cissnadjigdin first in all things.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about fire.