Lagfatbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody wombat.

Lagfatbat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagfatbat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lagfatbat, it will be very sad.

Lagfatbat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lagfatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Lagfatbat must be the most important thing in your life.