Poghabnad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, astonishing swallow.

Poghabnad created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poghabnad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Poghabnad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Poghabnad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Poghabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. You must pray to Poghabnad eight times a day.

3. Poghabnad loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.