Cedrullrull is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive gnu.

Cedrullrull created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedrullrull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cedrullrull, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cedrullrull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cedrullrull's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cedrullrull.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Hide from fawn grasshopers for they are unholy.