Bidquamflow is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying shark.

Bidquamflow created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidquamflow, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidquamflow, he will come to you in dreams.

Bidquamflow's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bidquamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into black rooms.