Fosslanhab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional rat.

Fosslanhab created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosslanhab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosslanhab, he will turn you into a worm.

Fosslanhab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fosslanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing black rings.