Gomkikmab is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental
guinea pig.
Gomkikmab created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gomkikmab, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gomkikmab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Gomkikmab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Gomkikmab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Do not take Gomkikmab's name in vain.
5. Always stare at clouds.