Fudnulpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Fudnulpib created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudnulpib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudnulpib, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fudnulpib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fudnulpib's Holy Commandments

1. Fudnulpib loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not take Fudnulpib's name in vain.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.
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