Rillyatkap Watfotlip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful parrot.

Rillyatkap Watfotlip created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyatkap Watfotlip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rillyatkap Watfotlip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rillyatkap Watfotlip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rillyatkap Watfotlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Put Rillyatkap Watfotlip first in all things.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think about optics near birds while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.