Hotsatfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy jackal.

Hotsatfab created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotsatfab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hotsatfab, he will think nothing of it.

Hotsatfab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hotsatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.