Tikmadyarl Narsughas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish wyrm.

Tikmadyarl Narsughas created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikmadyarl Narsughas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikmadyarl Narsughas, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tikmadyarl Narsughas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tikmadyarl Narsughas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Tikmadyarl Narsughas loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Tikmadyarl Narsughas.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.