Nurtligcun Arprakhab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic wasp.

Nurtligcun Arprakhab created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurtligcun Arprakhab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurtligcun Arprakhab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurtligcun Arprakhab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nurtligcun Arprakhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.