Dadhotwig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented finch.

Dadhotwig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhotwig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dadhotwig, he will not invite you to parties.

Dadhotwig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dadhotwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.