Boggubfetwigsand is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing elephant.

Boggubfetwigsand created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggubfetwigsand, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Boggubfetwigsand, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Boggubfetwigsand's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Boggubfetwigsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.