Bodstanrut is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful
hamster.
Bodstanrut created vertebrates four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bodstanrut, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bodstanrut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Bodstanrut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Bodstanrut's Holy Commandments1. Never mention birds.
2. Never jump near mice.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Bodstanrut must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never eat green fruit.