Bodstanrut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful hamster.

Bodstanrut created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodstanrut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bodstanrut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bodstanrut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bodstanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Never jump near mice.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Bodstanrut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.