Genyimwit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, capable ant.

Genyimwit created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genyimwit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Genyimwit, she will turn you into a duck.

Genyimwit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Genyimwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to sharks while wearing indigo coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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